On stage tonight: Strict Scrutiny and the Chilling Effects

I was sitting in my communication law class the other night, trying to make sense of all the legalese, and I got to thinking: Some of these terms would look great on a theater marquee or the cover of an album.

So, I give you five (potentially) great band names inspired by comm law terms:

• Clear and Present Danger
• Incitement to Riot
• Spectrum Scarcity
• The Prurient Interests
• Strict Scrutiny and the Chilling Effects

Yeah, this might be funnier to law students. Or it might just not be funny at all. OK, this is dumb. Nevermind.

(Note, however: If you do end up using one of these names and your band makes it big, you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.)